I may not even be alive.
There's tons of meaning in that, hidden under the phlegm. Totally kidding. I hope I don't get in trouble for this. I'm very ill as I have been most of the weekend, and can't really sit up long enough to read all the entries. If/when I return, I will enthrall you all with The Tale of the Draining of my Tonsil Abscess. I hope I haven't grossed anyone out, my apologies if I have. Have a good class tomorrow!